On the first day, God created the dog and said, “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of
twenty years.”
The dog replied, “That’s a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I’ll give you back the other ten?”
And God saw it was good. On the second day, God created the monkey and said, “Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I’ll give you a twenty-year life span.” The monkey said, “Monkey tricks for twenty years? That’s a pretty long time to perform. How about if I give you back ten like the dog did?”
And God again saw it was good.
On the third day, God created the cow and said, “You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the
farmer’s family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.”
The cow said, “Gee, that’s kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty years and I’ll give back the other forty?”
And God agreed it was good.
On the fourth day, God created humans and said, “Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I’ll give you twenty years.” But the human replied, “What…only twenty years?
Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty years…okay?”
“Okay,” said God, “You asked for it.”
So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years, we
do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I’m doing it as a public service. If you’re looking for me, you’ll find me on the front porch.
Here’s some Sunday morning fun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gNj0T4uK3lE
Hi Peggy, I just watched the video (hot) and that song is now on my top ten list! Good find …thanks
Your Sunday Funny —
http://mobile.wnd.com/2013/03/look-whats-happened-to-women-of-fox-news/
After picking myself up off of the floor watching this I started laughing at just how late those idiots at NBC really are. What do they want, atonement? To little to late. The damage has been done.
http://www.ijreview.com/2013/03/41069-jaw-dropper-nbcs-chuck-todd-says-obamas-actions-rarely-match-his-words/
Dag nab it, Peggy beat me to the punch. Great minds think alike. đŸ˜‰
Hey Pie, good to hear from you. I’ll let you punch first next time. I’m sure there will be lots to choose from.
I went to the CRP conference in Sac. a couple of weeks ago where over a thousand college-age students were volunteers because they knew the Dems. were NOT their hope for the future. I’ll tell you it was a sight to see and a real shot in the arm to help them. The ones I talked to were college grads unable to find work in the majors and working any job they could find. Even talked to parents of a young man who was still living at home, couldn’t afford the conference so his parents brought him and turned their stay into a mini-vacation while he worked.
While it gave me great hope it also broke my heart seeing so many young people who were almost begging for our help.
I’ve done what little I could for my grandkids, now I feel obligated to help these older kids for what they will also contribute to their future in addition to their own lives.
Sorry Pie, Here’s another one I couldn’t resist sharing.
10-Eye-Opening Quotes From Planned Parenthood Founder Margaret Sanger:
Margaret Sanger has been lauded by some as a woman of valor, but a closer look reveals that Planned Parenthood’s audacious founder had some unsavory things to say about matters of race, birth control, and abortion. An outspoken eugenicist herself, Sanger consistently promoted racist ideals with a contemptuous attitude. Read on to learn why Planned Parenthood hides behind a false memory of Sanger, and why, despite her extraordinarily prolific writing career, one rarely sees her quoted by Planned Parenthood leaders and apologists.
The most merciful thing that the large family does to one of its infant members is to kill it.
http://www.lifenews.com/2013/03/11/10-eye-opening-quotes-from-planned-parenthood-founder-margaret-sanger/
They drown puppies don’t they?
Sorry I couldn’t resist a bit of sarcasm.
Interesting to hear about the big number of college grads that can’t find work in California. This is so sad and the fact that it didn’t have to be this way makes it even more outrageous.
Thanks for sharing, Peggy, and bless you for doing what you can personally to help and encourage these young people.
Tina, our world has gone insane.
Michael Vick received a three year sentence for cruelty to dogs, but a woman who went on a crack or heroin binge two days before giving birth to her addicted son was set free by a judge because he hadn’t been born at the time she took the drugs.
Dogs, salamanders, red-legged frogs, spotted owls, delta smelt, etc. etc. etc. have laws to protect them while our children do not. Pregnant dogs, pregnant women and puppies have rights but babies don’t. Insane!!!
Good point Peggy. And as Pie, via Pam Geller, pointed out in another thread the UN is working on making international laws that “protect” the sexual and reproductive rights” of young people. I can’t wait to see how that would be used by pedophiles to justify the exploitation (rape) of young people.
A lot of people are taking note of the godless factor. When people are not guided by a higher power (conscience) the rules are made up as we go along to justify choice…right and wrong have nothing to do with it. The deceitful force is out there using the word “protect” to sell this too. Buyer beware!!!