Only in CA

In one of the most gruesome stories of 2019, a homeless man in Los Angeles, Calif., dumped a bucket of “hot liquid diarrhea” on the head of an unsuspecting woman just walking back to her car near the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

“It was diarrhea. Hot liquid. I was soaked, and it was coming off my eyelashes and into my eyes,” Heidi Van Tassel told NBC Los Angeles. “Paramedics who came to treat me said there was so much of it on me, that it looked like the man was saving it up for a month.”

Van Tassel had enjoyed a pleasant evening with her friends at an authentic Thai restaurant before she was randomly targeted for the fecal matter attack. The homeless man reportedly pulled her out of her car, dragged her out to the middle of the street, and dumped the diarrhea on her head.
The poor woman was rushed to Hollywood Presbyterian Hospital, where she was tested for infectious diseases caused by contact with feces. She will need to be retested every three months.
Speaking with NBC Los Angeles, she described a grotesque scene of diarrhea Armageddon. “It was all inside my car because it was so much. He just kept pouring it and splattering it all over me,” she said.
Yet Van Tassel’s nightmare was far from over.  The Los Angeles Police Department told her they would investigate the crime, but they did not answer her calls after the fact. Van Tassel also said the police promised to have their victims’ advocate reach out to her, but she never got a call.
Security footage from nearby businesses captured the attack on camera, and police bodycams captured the aftermath, but the LAPD and businesses would not release the footage when Van Tassel asked to see it.
“It’s so traumatic. The PTSD that I’m dealing with is beyond anything that I’ve ever felt,” Van Tassel said. “There needs to be some kind of help for the victims of these crimes.”
The diarrhea assailant, identified in court records as Jere Blessings, was charged with battery and taken to jail. Records described the man as a transient with “schizophrenia and psychotic disorders.” A judge sent him to a residential facility for people with mental health issues, but he is back out on the streets…somewhere.
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6 Responses to Only in CA

  1. Joe says:

    What else can you expect? This is Fecefornia run by the Fececrats.

  2. Joe says:

    Records described the man as a transient with “schizophrenia and psychotic disorders.”

    You sure they aren’t talking about Governor Nuisance?

  3. J. Soden says:

    Looks like there’s a real case for renaming Taxifornia as CA CA . . . . . . . . .

  4. cherokee jack says:

    A metaphor for what liberals have done to California.

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