posted by Jack
The DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION SCHEDULE has been released.
Monday, August 17, 2020
Free lunch, free medical marijuana, and free bus ride to the Convention.
Food Stamp enrollment forms available.
Group Voter Registration for undocumented Immigrants and any deceased citizens.
Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
Sponsored by CNN – Don Lemon
Address on “Being the Real You”
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and Caitlyn Jenner
“How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and Claim to be Broke”
“How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes.” A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson
Medal of Freedom presentation to transgender Army deserter Bo Berghdal
Invitation-only Autograph Session-Souvenir photographs of Elizabeth Warren dressed in Native American clothing
Seminar on the Coronavirus: How to keep the public in submission and government dependent
General vote on praising looters and rioters, and on using the terminology “Alternative Shoppers”
The White House “Semantics Committee” Meeting General vote on re-branding “Muslim Terrorism” as “Countering Islamophobia”
“Liberal Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you”
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO
by Michael Moore
Personal Finance Seminar – “Businesses Don’t Create Jobs”
Hosted by Barack Obama
Seminar: How to strip US citizens of their 2ndAmendment Rights hosted by Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke
9:45 PM – Extended Seminar by Beto…How to Pander and pretend you’re Hispanic
Ceremonial “We Surrender ! ” Waving of the White Flag
Short film, “Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in A Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It’s No Big Deal” Hosted by Hillary Clinton
Official Nomination of Kamala Harris as VP led by Bill Maher and Chris Matthews
Closing Remarks: “You Should Feel Guilty for Being Old and White” led by Bernie Sanders and the head of Black Lives Matter