Qualifications to Become President Challenged – AOC Makes History

by Jack

Washington Herald – Friday on the floor of Congress Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez made history by challenging  Section 1 of Article 2 of the U. S. Constitution;  Which reads, “In order to become the President or Vice President of the United States, a person must be a natural-born citizen. ”

Representative Alexandria Ocasio Cortex was visibly outraged when she cited how contemptable,  arbitrary and discriminatory this law is today!   American people need to wakeup, times have changed, this is the 21st century! Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez decried.

Rep. Cortez dramatically implored Congress, “I ask you now to throw off the bonds of oppression that were established so long ago by rich white people!  Declare with me that all, yes ALL, people are equal, even if they were………..(wait for it)……….. born  by  C-section!”

And with that she smiled broadly, spun on her heels and triumphantly pranced away from the representatives podium amid the dead silence of her stunned, wide eyed colleagues.  Speaker Nancy Pelosi fell back in speaker’s chair and she reached for a bottle vodka.  Republicans erupted in guffaws, with some rolling on the floor with laughter.  Congress had to be adjourned to restore order.

UPDATE – When candidate Joe Biden was asked about AOC’s protest speech in Congress, he said he was absolutely sure he was natural born, but supports AOC anyway.

PS  Thanks Harold

 

This entry was posted in Humour. Bookmark the permalink.

7 Responses to Qualifications to Become President Challenged – AOC Makes History

  1. Chris says:

    This isn’t even halfway decent satire.

  2. Tina says:

    As if satire from the left today is decent in any way, shape or form.

    The left gave up whatever fragments of decency the may have had following the Clinton years during the Obama years. Hell they are nothing more than a corrupt smear organization now. They have turned their backs on the rule of law, policing organizations, individual rights and freedoms, the unborn, religion, and God and have turned toward lawlessness and anarchy.

    Lawless and clueless, they work against all of us and themselves like a pack of mad dogs.

    Defeat of this mob is a legal and moral imperative. There is nothing decent about spying on a political rival or a press that willingly lies to protect the scheme. There is nothing decent about condemning entire groups for the actions of one or a few. There is nothing decent, or smart, about canceling “old white men” that wrote our founding documents while embracing the ideas of old white men who are responsible for killing millions of their own people to force those ideas. i could go on and on but won’t. Deaf ears remain closed to what is glaringly obvious.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *