M4 – Full Auto – Coming to a Sporting Goods Store Near You Soon


ADVERTISEMENT – M4 – Have it your way!   The weapon featured here is a lightweight hunting rifle known as the M-4, it’s great fun for all ages.   It comes standard with (5) 30 shot mags.  It has a full auto selector with a 3 shot burst selector.

Notice the shooter isn’t wearing hearing protection?  That’s because this fun, family sporting rifle, comes optionally equipped with a top-of-the-line suppressor aka silencer.  For an additional $350 you could be plinking in your backyard and never disturb the neighbors while they are plinking in their back yard.  Isn’t that nice?

It’s for sale right now only to those discriminating shooting enthusiasts who appreciate the pure fun and convenience of going from semi-auto to full-auto with the flip of a selector switch.  It’s devastating on pesky ground rodents!

While supplies last, you can buy this all American family rifle with an almost unlimited amount of military surplus magazines for just $3 per mag.   But, remember, 5 assorted mags and 5000 rounds of mil-spec target ammo also comes included with each M4, chambered in 5.56 of course!

Also available as an optional item is an ACOG Scope or this reflex quick acquisition scope.  The 2 scopes are about $800 ea. and again, are subject to stock on hand.  But, they are worth it when you have to be on time and on target every time.

Hunting season is fast approaching, so don’t be caught unprepared!   But wait, there’s more, buy before Dec. 15th and get a free bi-pod and free shipping.  The M-4 comes in assorted colors too, making it a perfect fit for everyone in the family.

You may be wondering, gee has California suddenly relaxed their draconian gun laws?  No, actually they haven’t, but then who cares?  We have decided it’s ok to have your own M4, so you have our (we the people) blessings.   Besides, when everyone in your neighborhood has this classic hunting rifle, who is going to tell you you have to give it to the State?  Certainly not Governor Newsom.

Disclaimer – No bunky, this is not for real, though many wish it were.  It’s just a spoof ad, meant to be humorous.  So don’t (you liberals) get your panties in a wad, I’m just having a little fun, and last time I checked that was still permissible, even in CA.         




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7 Responses to M4 – Full Auto – Coming to a Sporting Goods Store Near You Soon

  1. RHT447 says:

    BATF should be a convenience store.

    • Post Scripts says:

      Exactly, in my world it should go something like this phone call….”Dear, on your way home would you mind stopping by the BATF and pick me up a sixpack of 30 round AR-15 mags? Oh, oh and just one more thing, see if they still have those .22 long rifles on sale, we need a couple of bricks. Bobby’s teacher called to remind us that Thursday afternoon is target practice for 3rd and 4th graders so be sure he takes his .22 to school that day with plenty of ammo. Thanks dear, see you when you get home.”

    • Lonestar says:

      Dern tootn’ Bacon- Alcohol -Tabacee and Firearms, and don’t ferget the chips!

  2. J Soden says:

    Wonder what happened to all those weapons the US Post Office was purchasing during the Obumble years . . . . . . . .

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