(My appologies for being late publishing Bruce’s Friday article, however my Grandson Ryan Kennedy Lee was born yesterday and I had to drive to Stockton to say welcome into the family. I just got back at 3 pm today. Jack Lee)
In my line of work, I eat out a lot during the day (usually for breakfast, sometimes for lunch) and I usually frequent the same two haunts on Cohasset Road. But not anymore!
Sitting at the counter perusing a menu, the bus boy approached the counter to clear it of plates and coffee cups. I looked up, and had to do a double-take. The bus boy was wearing a nose ring! Ive seen relatively attractive women wearing nose rings and often wondered if they realized nose rings are for bulls and hogs. Go to any agri-fair and youll see em. Bulls and hogs being led around by the ring in their noses.
The attractive women Ive seen wearing such rings instantly become unattractive. The sight of the bus boy wearing a nose ring instantly caused me to lose my appetite and I departed the restaurant.
I went to the other nearby restaurant that I frequent, and when the waitress came to my table to take my order, she smiled, opened her mouth and uttered the usual and what can I get for you today. I replied Absolutely nothing! I got up and left. The waitress had a steel ball pinned to the middle of her tongue!
Dont these people realize that tongue studs and nose rings are unsanitary? It makes one wonder what else theyre deficient in when it comes to personal hygiene. The waitress with the tongue stud also looked as if her hair hadnt come within two blocks of a comb or a shampoo bottle in weeks. The restaurant wasnt a mom-and-pop place either. It was a restaurant of a national chain.
I remember a news reporter who worked at the same radio station with me. Very attractive, very bright –until the day she walked in with what appeared to be a whitehead-zit on the side of her nose. I spoke to her about it calmly and suggested she go into the ladies room and squeeze it away because it just flatout made her look bad. Turns out it was a little white pearl she had pinned to the side of her nose.
My impression of her being very attractive and very bright evaporated. Why is it that people think pinning rings to their eyelids, and noses makes them look better? Are they so stupid they dont realize ear rings are suppose to go on EARS. That looks good. That looks fashionable.
Oh, but ask any one of em why theyre so intent on demeaning themselves by placing shrapnel on various parts of their body, and you usually get Oh, Im making a statement. So now I get it. Theyre telling the world theyre idiots and have no concept of the real meaning of fashion.
The two restaurants I had been frequenting will have to find another customer to fill my seat. I dont like being waited on by idiots with questionable hygiene habits when it comes to handling food.