This happened to an Englishman in France who was totally drunk. The French police stop his car in sobriety check point and they ask the man if he has been drinking. The Englishman readily admits that he has been drinking all day. He explains his daughter got married in the morning to a Frenchman, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception, and a quite few glasses of single malt thereafter. Quite upset, the police proceed to breath test him and of course he flunks. They place him under arrest (for drunk driving) and then they ask the man if he knows why he’s just been arrested? The Englishman answers: No, I really don’t, but do you know this is a British car and my wife is the driver on the other side?
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