Donald Trump’s Qualifications

By Anony Mouse

Donald Trump’s Presidential qualifications:

* * The Media are against Trump… Check
* * The establishment Democrats are against Trump… Check
* * The establishment Republicans are against Trump… Check
* * The UN is against Trump… Check
* * The EU is against Trump… Check
* * China is against Trump… Check
* * Mexico is against Trump… Check
* * Soros is against Trump… Check
* * Black Lives Matter is against Trump… Check
* * Move On is against Trump… Check
* * Koch Brothers are against Trump… Check
* * Bushes are against Trump… Check
* * Planned Parenthood is against Trump… Check
* * Hillary & Sanders are both against Trump… Check
* * Illegal aliens are against Trump… Check
* * Islam is against Trump… Check
* * Kasich & Cruz are against Trump… Check
* * Hateful, racist, violent Liberals are against Trump… Check


It seems to me, Trump MUST BE the Best Qualified Candidate we could ever have. If you have so many political insiders and left wing NUT CASES all SCARED TO DEATH, that they all speak out against him at the same time! Most of all, it will be the People’s Choice.


He’s not a Lifetime Politician… Check

He’s not a Lawyer… Check

He’s not doing it for the money… Check

He’s a Natural Born American Citizen born in the USA from American parents.

Bonus points!

Whoopi says she will leave the country…

Rosie says she will leave the country…

Sharpton says he will leave the country…

Gov. Brown says California will build a wall…

Cher says she will leave the country…

Cyrus says she will leave the country…

The Constitution and the Bill of Rights will prevail…

Hillary will go to jail…

The budget will be balanced in 8 years…

Americans will have first choice at jobs…

You will not be able to marry your pet…

You will be able to keep your gun(s) if you qualify… (Not a criminal,

Only Live, Human, American, Registered, Citizens can vote…

You can have and keep your own Doctor…

You can say what you want without being called a racist…

Come to think of it, we have no place to go, but UP ! ! !

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38 Responses to Donald Trump’s Qualifications

  1. Chris says:

    This is the single dumbest thing you have ever published on this blog. It’s bad and you should feel bad.

    • Post Scripts says:

      I disagree, I think your comment is the dumbest. Yes, I do feel bad, but I do it out of respect for your right to express an opinion, even if it is the dumbest opinion I have ever published.

  2. Chris says:

    I mean, my god. His only qualification is “everyone despises him?” Idiotic.

    70% of Americans have an unfavorable opinion of Donald Trump. This is a record for a presidential nominee.

    Oh, and I almost missed this one:

    “He’s a Natural Born American Citizen born in the USA from American parents.”

    Thus implying our current president isn’t. I thought we were over the birther thing? But of course, given it’s how Donald became a political figure in the first place, I suppose I can’t be surprised that a Trump supporter would ressurecr such a stupid and disproven lie.

    You can say what you want without being called a racist…”

    This is what it comes down to: Trump says whatever racist, sexist, bigoted, and horrible thing pops into his head, and he gives his supporters permission to do the same. He has essentially mainstreamed being a dick in public. His crowd is mostly made up of people who resent not being able to be a dick in public, and are now excited at the prospect of being able to do so, hence the shirts at Trump rallies calling Hillary a bitch, the support Trump has from neo-Nazis and white supremacists, and the open bigotry against Muslims and immigrants we have seen on this very site.

    It is every American’s duty to oppose not only Trump, but his ignorant, bigoted followers.

  3. Pie Guevara says:

    Trump can’t be all bad, progressive Eurotrash are a skeered of him.

    Hillary protect us!

  4. Pie Guevara says:

    IMHO Trump really has only two qualifications, and only two are necessary to cast a vote for him —

    1) He is an unknown on SCOTUS appointments where Hillary is a known. She will turn to court into a legislating-from-the-bench progressive institution for the next 100 years.

    2) Trump is not an unindicted national security criminal.

    Unfortunately it looks to me that Hillary will be the next POTUS unless the FBI indicts her NOW.

    When Hillary becomes the next POTUS, she will never be tried, convicted, and imprisoned for her national security crimes. She will continue to commit crimes and get away with it.

    • dewster says:

      Like GW and Cheney?

      I want them all indicted!

      • Pie Guevara says:

        And what would you have GW and Cheney indicted for, Dopester?

      • Tina says:

        Name the chargess.

        • dewster says:

          GW email scandals broke the law.

          It has been documented GW had read the letter from his attorney that the torture was against International law to start. #Gitmo

          There are multiple war crimes. Why do we protect him from arrest in other countries at taxpayers expense.

          Know documented history that is just the start. Ya think media reports this stuff? NO but the documents are out there and people know about it. Thank god for International whistleblowers diggin up the documents.

          Assange, Snowden, drake, Binney and gang are Heros! We have the evidence.

          We will see if Assange can bury Hillary. Sooner or later we have to hold these politicians accountable. They are all Guilty as Heck!

  5. Chris says:

    Trump is still being dodgy about his foreign policy advisers:

    Four months after his campaign released a list of advisers that was widely panned by Republican national security experts, the answer remains a bit of a mystery.

    “We have received tremendous support from many experts and key advisers,” Trump spokesperson Hope Hicks told NBC News. Asked who specifically those people were, Hicks replied, “None that we are prepared to announce at this time.”

    Plenty of Republicans aren’t fooled:

    “He doesn’t appear to want to learn about issues. So, I’m going to vote for Mrs. Clinton,” said former George W. Bush State Department official Richard Armitage, who on Thursday became the latest and highest ranking GOP official to announce he would support Clinton.

    …”Everybody has told them they need to get more serious. I think there’s no interest in that inside the campaign,” said Danielle Pletka, the senior vice president for foreign and defense policy at the conservative American Enterprise Institute. “The campaign has made it clear to absolutely everybody that they’ll listen if you really, really want to talk to them, but they don’t really give a damn what you people think.

    “‘You people’ being experts. People who know where Baghdad is on the map,” added Pletka.

    But don’t worry, Trump has a handle on the situation:

    Trump has bragged he doesn’t need outside advisers. “My primary consultant is myself and I have a good instinct for this stuff,” Trump said on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” in March. “I’m speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain.”

    It should be obvious that “I have a very good brain” is a self-refuting statement; no one who really had a good brain would ever say this.

    I can’t decide if this is better or worse than “I know words. I know the best words.”

    You should all be embarrassed.

  6. Tina says:

    Well now let’s consider the source of that poll…ABC-Washington Post. The big bold headline I read in the NY Daily News even had an exclamation point to push it home.

    The last time the media tried this hard to defeat a candidate that was both controversial and popular he won in a landslide! They hated Reagan too.

    Now I’m not suggesting that Trump is Reagan. I am suggesting the polling and media could be as wrong this time around as they were when Reagan ran.

    Hillary’s unfavorable ratings are not that great, especially among men, and she doesn’t have the support from women she expected either.

    Chris is hysterical and corrupted; Pie explains why beautifully.

    Hillary is JUST THAT BAD!!!

    • dewster says:

      Trump is Not Saint Ronnie. No where near!

      But yes the Media is controlling the election. They created trump! he is a master media manipulator hence these stories. it has been Trump 24/7 the whole primary and yet you print this crap? That is Sir trumps specialty planting stories.

      That said Hillary’s emails have proven the DNC is responsible for the Bernie Blackout. All we saw was Trump mania now we see Hillary mania? Get a flippin clue it is all garbage.

      The election fraud is well documented and there are lawsuits. It goes back further than this primary. You still have not addressed that. Election fraud hurts all of us. They stopped the GOP OH rig last election and Rove went bezerk on Fox cause no one told him the FBI was watching OH.

      You fall for Trumps propaganda and the corporate controlled opposition game?

      Sooner or later you will have to face the ugly truths of the corruption by both parties in our elections. The foreign money in them and it is all a farce.

  7. Tina says:

    Jack, you are having too much fun…the pause has been good for you?

    • Pie Guevara says:

      Works for me. Welcome back Jack!

    • Harold says:

      So here is a question that voters should consider,

      “Would ISIS vote for Trump?” …. Didn’t think so!

      Heck that question might make a good wake up America bumper sticker

      • Chris says:

        Of course they would, Harold. Trump is doing exactly what ISIS wants him to do–sending the message that Muslims cannot coexist peacefully in the West. They would LOVE it if Muslim immigration to America were banned–they don’t want people escaping, and they sure don’t want Muslims assimilating into Western culture. They are using Trump in their own propaganda–he is an absolute boon to recruitment and his presidency would only bring ISIS closer to their goal of total war between Islam and the West.

  8. Pie Guevara says:

    Off Topic —

    The Arizona biker group Lions Guard Arizona announced they will protect Trump supporters from violent pro-Hillary leftists.

    This comes after several hundred Trump supporters were beaten bloody in San Jose two weeks ago.
    trump supporters beaten

    The Lions Guard Arizona group is made up of mostly retired police and veterans.

  9. dewster says:


    You have lost it.

    Qualifications? people do not like you?

    Trump has said he is not interested in running the country he will outsource many jobs.

    Trump has said he will liquidate the Peoples assets.

    Trump says he will make lots of money. Ya think it is for you?

    Trump Lies, Hillary Lies….The sheeple follow

    I will be shocked if the GOP allows this to go on.

    Trump is not self funding he is making back room deals for money. They both represent big money interests. The donors are running for president. We the people loose with either one.

  10. Libby says:

    I know, it ought to be cute. The first impression is cute, clever. But about halfway down the list something else occurs: paranoid xenophobia, and it’s not cute anymore.

    If they’d stopped at three … three is wit. The whole thing is disturbed and worrisome.

  11. Tina says:

    Tick tock tick tock…one way or another this thing is gong to BLOW!

  12. Pie Guevara says:

    Another Trump qualification, these people hate him —

    AZ Anti-Trump Protester: Make America Mexico Again

  13. Pie Guevara says:

    Gay voters say it is dangerous to come out for Trump. Well duh, just ask Milo. This is how progressives want it.

    Gay Voters Say It’s ‘Dangerous’ to Come Out for Trump

    Milo Yiannopoulos

    – Inside every progressive is a knuckle dragging, intolerant totalitarian ***hole from hell screaming to get out.

  14. Libby says:

    “I’m speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain.”

    I want a t-shirt. You put this on a t-shirt and you could make a lot of money. Except you’d probably have to pay royalties to the moron.

    Intellectual property??? That’s even funnier.

  15. Pete says:

    After careful review of Trump’s “qualifications,” I noticed that a very important fact is missing:

    • He is mentally unfit to represent our nation.

    • Chris says:

      But Pete, he has a very good brain! He also knows words. He knows the best words!

      I remember hearing people say “Can you imagine Hillary and Trump in a debate?” I never thought that would actually happen, but it looks like we’re getting there.

      Of course, Trump may refuse to debate her. Many are speculating that he doesn’t really want to be president, and he had no idea it would go this far, but he can’t look like a “loser.” So he’ll tank himself by finding some reason to boycott the debate like he did with Megyn Kelly. He’ll play it off as more “strength,” which his idiot followers will mistake for the real thing even though it’s just bluster. But it will be a good excuse for him when he loses.

      I can hear it now: “I wouldn’t play the media’s game, and it was rigged anyway. I would have won the debate with Crooked Hillary, because she’s a very bad debater, and I would have won the election easily, because voters love me. But I had better things to do, and the military fundraisers I did instead got so much money, it’ll make your head explode. Where’s the money? None of your business, sleaze!”

      • Libby says:

        “Many are speculating that he doesn’t really want to be president, and he had no idea it would go this far, ….”

        I think it was PJ O’Roark I heard that from, on Wait, Wait. So maybe all the establishment has to do is contrive a face-saving out? But I’m damned if I know how they’re going to manage that.

        Me, I am hankering for a one-on-one debate. A month ago I was trepidatious, but not no more. At this very point, Hillary will clean his clock. All she has to do is stand there looking respectful (she can do it!) and answering competently … while the The ELE flails incoherently and foams at the mouth.

  16. Libby says:

    Somebody on Salon juxtaposed reprinted bits from Obama’s Dreams Of My Father and The ELE’s latest tome.

    Oh, geez. It would be funny, but it’s not.

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