Sunday Humor

Posted by Jack

  • Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
  • · What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?
  • · If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
  • · Which letter is silent in the word “Scent,” the S or the C? (just consider: sent & cent).
  • · Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn’t it be called double V?
  • · Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work. Duh, it’s called oxidizing, that’s where rust comes from and why your brain doesn’t work as well when you get old, your memory gets “rusty” – JN)
  • · Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
  • · The word “swims” upside down is still “swims”.
  • · Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.
  • · One hundred years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
  • · Your future self is watching you right now through memories.
  • · The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead.
  • · If you replace “W” with “T” in “What, Where and When”, you get the answer to each of them.
  • · Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.
  • · If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before
  • · If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we’ll just call it “2’s Day”!
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