Everyone needs friends–and so do inanimate pieces of sugar, apparently. Besides, how could I resist a breakdancing cherry and watermelon? (Sidenote: Why were all the other pieces of fruit gifted with appendages and human faces, except for the raspberry? This might best be explored in a separate post, but it could take a while as this disturbs me a tad much.)
Tastewise, though, these friends are a bit disappointing. Although they do not have a “gross, medicinal taste” as my man predicted, they are a bit too sweet, which is odd considering they are “friends” with the “Lemonhead.” However, they do have a habit of jumping into your mouth once in hand (this seems to happen a lot between me and food. Food can be so aggressive sometimes).
Found at the Dollar Tree, 801 East Avenue, Chico.
Jammie Karlman is the entertainment editor for the Chico Enterprise-Record. Contact her at email@example.com. Follow her on Twitter @JammieKarlman