Daughter’s Dating is Dad’s Dilemma

Parenthood was simpler when Kate was four.  Life before high school and boys is a foggy memory.  I yearn for the toddler years when she bummed rides on my shoulders.  I’d gladly relive having a sore neck.  Kate’s now sixteen and college is on the horizon.  I try not to waste time watching it fly by.

At sixteen my mindset was in the gutter.  I was a wannabe sexual dynamo.  My biology teacher taught basic anatomy, but it was Ritchie Wiley’s stash of dirty magazines that opened my Pandora’s Box to lust, frustration and anxiety.  Rounding the bases and scoring had multiple meanings, assuming I reached the batter’s box.

farrah_fawcett_bestFarrah Fawcett was the pin-up angel of the 1970s.  Any high school boy who wasn’t brain dead had a Farrah poster tacked to the wall.  Our collective testosterone levels peaked more abruptly than a NASDAQ composite.  My folks nonchalantly allowed my brother and me to ask out girls.  “Just don’t be stupid.” Though we got A’s and B’s we still did stupid things.  The source of said stupidity was inside our genes, and jeans.  Good grades may mask stupidity but they don’t prevent it.

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Unlike the fathers of the gals I dated in high school, seemingly aloof men reluctant to meet me and too stoic to counsel their daughters, I want to advise Kate about dating.  Not all boys are bad.  I’m sure a few young men with strong morals roam campus.  But the problem, whether I like it or not, is that they have reproductive organs.


Dad's Teen Boy trap_31HrrX6DmSL__SS500_I considered banishing Kate to her room, covering the house with barbwire, or setting traps near windows.  But that’s infeasible.  For one, kids need freedom.  Two, I’m not a skilled handyman, and three, traps require maintenance.  Plus, if I caught a boy, what do I do with him?

I decided to engage this modern day dating dilemma metaphorically.  Kids’ exposure to dating, whether through TV or social media, is a different concept than when I was in high school.  These media are loaded with sexual content and innuendo.  Kate and I spend quality time skiing together.  The message she needs to hear is that intimate physical contact can have more bumps and slips than a ski run.  The aftermath of a break-up can be a thousand times more painful to the heart and mind than any fall on a ski hill.  My heart ached when Shelly Snodgrass dumped me for a senior, Sammy Schnitzel.  They flaunted their love on campus while I powerlessly sank into despair. Dbl Black Diamond sign

Kate won’t understand it now, any more than I did back then, that she’s too young to think about mate choice.  My advice to her is to become friends with boys, enjoy their company, but to keep her hands in her pockets to protect her heart.  I wish I had control over her daily environment but the reality is that I don’t.  If you’re one who thinks you can control anything, you’re deceived.  Try holding a cat over a filled bathtub.  So parents, talk with your kids, meet their dates, and repeat this cycle like Groundhog’s Day. Maintain honest communication.  Their biological clocks won’t stop unless we perform surgery on them.  But I’m sure there are laws against that.

Father knows best elinor donohueA New York Times article reports that the choosiness of females has gradually declined over evolutionary time.  I’m unsure how that translates to me, but when it comes to Kate, I strive to keep our communication open.  Setting boundaries early on will set the stage for her success.  And she will be a success.

I offer these nine dating principles you can use to facilitate awkward and amusing discussions with your teenagers. Loosen or tighten them as you see fit.  Have a conversation you’ll never forget.  And good luck.

Nine Dating Principles

1. I/Dad will meet all proposed dates beforehand.

2. Stand firm on your beliefs and morals.

3. Keep your priorities in line: your beliefs, family, school, friendships, activities. No behind-the-scenes dates.  We need to know where you are and what you are up to.

4. Keep an open communication with Mom and me so we can help you be the best you can be.

5. Slow movement of relationship.  Let the relationship grow in its own time.

6. Make decisions based on what is best for you and not based solely on the relationship.

7. Because it’s okay with a boyfriend’s/girlfriend’s parents to do something does not mean it is okay with us.  If he/she has different morals, stop the relationship.  This is difficult and will result with hurt feelings.  But it must happen.

8. No inappropriate physical contact, texting, or Facebook posts.  No public displays of affection.  No passionate kissing. Modest hugging and handholding is okay.

9. No texting after 10 PM.  Curfew is 11 PM unless you clear it with us in advance.

I agree with these principles and will uphold them to the best of my ability.

Signed, Dad/ Daughter/Son


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9 Responses to Daughter’s Dating is Dad’s Dilemma

  1. Jeffery says:

    Wonderful web site. Lots of fun info here. I’ll share it with a few buddies. And of course, thanks for your work!

  2. Lauri says:

    The best thing a father can do for his daughter is love his wife. Stop over-talking about your relationship problems: They dare not take the risk of getting shot down, so they stand there and hope people come to them.

    • Eric Miller says:

      Hmm, good comments and interesting viewpoint. I don’t mind her risking…to a point. We speak freely and she knows I’m a safety net. You get great experience solving problems. The elephant in the room is that I’m in no hurry to become a grandparent. Thanks for commenting. Eric

  3. Ruby says:

    Appreciate this post. Will trу it out.

  4. Michael Fiore says:

    When you were first in love you would have thought nothing of doing these things, but now it’s different. Now that we have surpassed that, we are more open and understanding to each other. We will not be able to bail out or change the circumstance.

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