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Stewart the Gopher Loses the War

“You must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint…”  Carl Spackler, aka Bill Murray, in Caddy Shack   A battle rages in my backyard.  Mounds of loose dirt and holes afflict our lawn.  The flowers … Continue reading

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4 Things Guys Should (and Can) Do

Guys, here are 4 things you can do to help your wife’s stay on Earth easier: Vacuum her car. Fill up her gas tank. Buy her flowers…from a florist who conducts business in a building with a solid roof, not … Continue reading

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