BREAKING NEWS! Legislature Fixes Major Issue for CA!

by Jack

As you all know, this State has been beset by no end of tremendous problems ranging from a historic jobs exodus to our massive crumbling infrastructure.  Well, good news fellow citizens!  Sacramento has heard your desperate pleas and they have worked many long hours into the night for months to fix one of CA most compelling problems!   Was it  freeway and bridge repairs?  Was it a cleanup of homeless city-campers?  Was it a reform to our failing education system or perhaps much needed tax reform?  Not even close, this was even bigger!  

So, without further delay I bring you… 

Breaking news – Breaking news – Breaking news – Breaking news:

Democrat lawmakers in the state Senate advanced a whopping $214 billion spending bill  Wednesday that would expand health coverage and tax credits… (drum roll please) for illegal aliens!  Yes, you may now breath a deep sigh of relief knowing sanctuary CA has heard you and they have answered!

The proposal would let all low-income persons come to our sanctuary state and immediately qualify for taxpayer funded health coverage, if they are 65 and older or between the ages of 19 and 25, legal or illegal, it would not matter!

The Senate’s budget writing-panel also agreed to let some people who don’t have Social Security numbers qualify for the state’s earned income tax credit — a program for the poor that boosts people’s tax refunds. The (unearned) tax giveaway would apply to people who have an individual tax identification number, which includes any immigrants in the country, no matter if they are here legally or illegally.  Isn’t this wonderful news?

And the news gets even better when you consider that CA will be the only state offering these free perks to illegal aliens.  This is a welfare magnet that will dwarf the previous welfare magnets that brought us our homeless population from all over the country!

“These are people who are working, who are paying taxes (most of it is not reported),” Senate Budget Committee chairwoman Holly Mitchell, D-Los Angeles, said. “That’s a population we ought not leave behind.”  (Sen. Mitchell is shown right)

Q.  Dear Ms. Holly, how does one [leave a population behind] when we did not invite them to be here in the first place?   And just a few more questions, if I may?  If you want to provide our Constitutional rights, earned income tax credit, free education, subsidized healthcare, public housing  and other welfare benefits, even extending them voting rights and at the same time obstruct the federal authorities trying to control our border and remove illegals… why not just secede from the union?

Sure, why not just be done with it and leave America?   No more pussy footing around.  No more inching our way out of this country, just declare independence and leave the union!  Then we could join Mexico and life would be so much better because then we would be just like Mexico.   No more drug problems, no gangs, no ghettos, low crime, no more homeless, no illegals, low taxes, no gov. corruption, free healthcare, great wages, great women’s rights, great respect for all races, especially black people, lots of transgender bathrooms, no more pollution.  We would soon be carbon neutral and the list goes on and on.  It would be a veritable Progressive’s Utopia!

Ms. Holly, you should have lots of support if you do this, after all, the three most popular last names in CA are now Garcia, Hernandez and Lopez and the last count in 2014, California was home to between 2.35 and 2.6 million illegals.  Nearly a quarter of the nation’s undocumented aliens reside in California, where they constitute more than 6% of the state’s population!

History has shown that it only takes 2% of the population to march in angry protest to effect major changes at the top.  We are well beyond that now.  Adios America, bienvenido a México.   ¿Quién es el alienígena ilegal ahora, EH Gringo? 

PS  Would you like to email Holly Mitchell and express your thoughts?  Please click on this link.    Note: You will be forced to use zip code  95814 or you can’t email her, she will only accept email from people living in her district, even though what she does involves the entire state.  You could write to our local Senator, but it won’t do any good.  He’s a republican and lets face it, the democrats won’t listen to anything they have to say because republicans have zero influence over anything in CA gov.



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8 Responses to BREAKING NEWS! Legislature Fixes Major Issue for CA!

  1. Lone Star says:

    All y’all are in a money pit, thanks to all that spending, seems those in charge of yer state are bout as confused as a goat on astro turf.

    ifn’ your ever going to get out of that hole, Y’all got to stop digging it deeper.

    However on the plus side o’ this mess, we’ n here do appreciate all them new jobs do to that exodus you mention. Jes keep on spendn’ thar and sendn’ here ,we do Thank You.

    • Post Scripts says:

      Yes Lone Star, we do love Texas that’s fer dang sure. Jes look at how many thousands of great businesses and high paying jobs we’all sent you! Y’all gotta be having more fun than a tornado in a trailer park by now. Meanwhile we are stuck here with our state legislators. I swear them demonrats is nuttier than a port-a-potty in a peanut festival. Those carpet baggers is about as useful as a trap door on a canoe or a pogo stick in quicksand. Trying to talk sense to them pro-gressives is like trying to nail jello to a fence post. Our gubernator is so dumb he thinks Taco Bell is a phone book. So enjoy the prosperity we be sending yer way, at least we can take some consolation knowin we is helping good country folks.

      • RHT447 says:

        There is a flip side to this coin. Many of those jobs bring a lot of left coast indoctrinated employees when a company moves. Votes and attitudes matter. With enough of them, you get crap like this–

      • Lone Star says:

        Well now, that’s right neighborly of y’all to say howdy, right back at ya
        Yep, we here don’t cotton to that thinking, and that legislature mess y’all got there needs to reckon things out better, jes because a chicken has wings, don’t mean it can fly. That Robin Hood syndrome they use makes bout as much sense as eatin’ yer layin’ hens fer Sunday dinner.
        Yer liberal political types may think their all God’s gift, but they all got horns holding up their halos.
        Ifn’ all y’all let them, it going to get as ugly as grandpas toenails and it’s a happen’ faster than a prairie fire with a tail wind.
        Seems all y’all got one wheel down and the axle dragging. It is time to stop and git it fixed.

    • Peggy says:

      Best friend in San Jose fifteen years ago sold her house and bought three in Texas. One for herself and one for each of her two kids.

      What’s eventually going to be bad for Texas is California money will drive the housing market up making it harder for Texans to afford them. The other is my friend is a hard core democrat who will be voting to change Texas into a state just like the one she moved to get away from.

      Sorry Lone Star, but I know she will. Love her dearly, but she’s not the brightest bulb in the box.

      • Lone Star says:

        Howdy Miss Peggy, Yep yer right fer dang sure, some o’them liberal types can be bout as welcome as a porcupine at a nudist colony.
        We realize not everything is a windfall, but Texas is a big State, with a heap o’ pride, and heart big as a brahma bull for folk. Were an independent lot, and not to brag (too much) Texans can git as serious as the business end of a .45 if need be. Don’t mess with Texas is more than jes words.
        Some parts of our State has become infested with liberal types who are on a first-name basis with the bottom of the deck. And what they are trying to do in Texas is the same as where they came from. Kinda makes ya wonder why even come, ifn’ you jes pack the same sorrow as where ya was?
        Work put me in the Carolina’s fer a time, same thing there, New York Liberal types came down to git away from the high cost o’ the stump dumb liberal government they created. Then they go and vote fer the same types they ran away from and start to create the same problems in the Carolina’s. Dang if I know why they couldn’t wise up enough to figure it out. Heard a lot o’ them have since moved on to Florida.
        These days, I hear The Carolinas are gittn back to being right again, but the liberal types that didn’t leave fer Florida are still dumb enough fer twins come election time. And ifn’ not corralled they’ll run the state so dry a duck won’t know how to swim.
        Thank ya kindly fer the chat. Oh,jes remember a dead snake can still bite.

  2. Joe says:

    And how is it going to be paid for?

    Massive tax increases.

    Right now you should keep your eye on ACA 1. If it passes it will be much easier to pass tax increases.

    The Demonrats are relentless in their constant tax assaults on us and it is only going to get worse. We already have the highest taxes in the country and you would think that would be enough for the DemonRats, but no matter how much they take it is never enough. I guarantee it!

  3. Post Scripts says:

    Joe, if there’s one thing we can be sure of in CA, its future tax increases to pay for something illegal or stupid.

    Sen. Mitchell is about two sandwiches shy of a picnic and the scary part is she’s one of the smarter ones! We are in deep, deep trouble. We could not be in more trouble if we had a 10.0 quake and we slipped into the sea, then again if it was just SoCal right up to S.F. that went in, well, that’s too much to hope for!

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