Thoughts of the Day
One of my biggest fears in life is “we”. I like being “I”. Simplistic, salubrious, untainted, fresh, clear “I”. No mess, no fuss, no drama, no we need to talk or ‘me-me-me’ – just “I”.
“We” is too messy…. And yet “I” have such a dirty mind…
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I want a tee-shirt that reads, “Please remove your label from my relationship.”
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“So THAT’S your ex-boyfriend?”
“No”
“Then which one is he?”
“The one standing over there talking with his hands and looking important.”
“Yeah, that’s who I was talking about.”
“But he’s not my ex-boyfriend…”
“Huh!?!”
“I don’t do ‘boyfriend’ or ‘dating’ or any of that social b.s. that people use to squeeze relationships into a box that ends up getting tossed down the stairs and kicked a couple of times anyways.”
“You’d rather be tossed down the stairs and kicked without the box?”
“Hell yeah! It gives me the chance to fight back.”
“So how would you describe him?”
“That’s the guy I was sleeping with until I stopped.”
“That’s romantic.”
“Yeah, I know.”