Tag Archives: eric miller freelance writer

Veteran Pen Pal Comes Knocking at Door

Previously published in the Chico Enterprise-Record (2012) & updated for Growing Up Chico Magazine (2013) Eighty words bridged seven thousand miles. “Write to a soldier and cheer them up,” said Mrs. Larsen, while coordinating a holiday writing campaign for her … Continue reading

Posted in Holidays, Parent and Kids | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | 16 Comments

Dad’s Halloween Costume Scares Neighborhood, But the Kids are OK

“Those who matter don’t mind, and those who mind don’t matter.”  Dr. Seuss The mornings after Halloween are the only days of the year my kids get a hall pass to eat caramel apples for breakfast.  The apples are healthy, … Continue reading

Posted in Holidays, Parent and Kids | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 74 Comments

Wife Tricks Husband Into Eating Eggplant

If eggplant had a Facebook page, I wouldn’t LIKE it.  I would not be a friend.  I love fruits and vegetables but regardless of its specie, eggplant may as well be liver.  I spring away from eggplant farther than a … Continue reading

Posted in Food, Holidays | Tagged , , , , , , , | 17 Comments

Daughter’s Dating is Dad’s Dilemma

Parenthood was simpler when Kate was four.  Life before high school and boys is a foggy memory.  I yearn for the toddler years when she bummed rides on my shoulders.  I’d gladly relive having a sore neck.  Kate’s now sixteen … Continue reading

Posted in Parent and Kids | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 9 Comments

Parents Trek Through Uncharted Facebook Space

I was advised to meet older women. I asked why.  My wife, Hun, has an open mind but I suspect she wouldn’t appreciate me connecting with older women, younger women, or any women, for that matter. “Women ages 55 and … Continue reading

Posted in Parent and Kids | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 7 Comments

Thursday the 12th is luckier than Friday the 13th

Yesterday, September 12, was a typical Thursday except it was before today, Friday the 13th.  I left work early to take my sick daughter  home from school. Hey…is that smoke behind the fence?  Naw, can’t be. I’ve only dialed 9-1-1 twice.  The first … Continue reading

Posted in Home and Yard | Tagged , , , , , , , | 16 Comments

Family conversation about ketchup is not about ketchup

It’s amazing what I don’t hear when I listen.  I hadn’t thought much about our lunch topic and lamented more about the inevitable issues of dating or puberty.  I rehearsed those conversations alone in the garage.  One day they’ll call … Continue reading

Posted in Parent and Kids | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments

The Humor Project – Etc. Guy Searches for Humor Writers

Where have all the humor writers gone? This question, posted on Patrick McManus’ website, racks my brain.  McManus is a former columnist for Field and Stream Magazine and a New York Times bestselling author.  He spins tales about fishing, hunting … Continue reading

Posted in The Humor Project | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 13 Comments

Hockey Dad Plays Field Hockey Daughter in Annual Parent Game

(Hockey Player Magazine, August 2013) To understand a sport you need to play it, even if it’s against your own kid. I watch her play, rain or shine.  I want to know how good she and her teammates are, and … Continue reading

Posted in Parent and Kids, Sports | Tagged , , , , , , | 8 Comments

Time on waitlist helps guy to bucket list trips with parents

(American Whitewater Magazine, July/August 2013) [Readers: A shorter version of this article appeared in my September 2012 North State Voices column.  I was thrilled to re-write it for magazine publication.  The photos don’t give these beautiful places justice.  You must go there.  Hope … Continue reading

Posted in Parent and Kids, Sports | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | 6 Comments